Briefcase Full of Money Card

If you and a briefcase full of money were falling off a cliff simultaneously, I would save the briefcase... then use a portion of the money to throw you a really touching funeral service...and still probably have enough leftover to buy like a cool jetski or something.

This card is:

• Hilarious. Just like you.
• Funny on the outside. Blank on the inside.
• 4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
• Comes in a cool, crisp kraft paper envelope
• Is your handwriting a bummer? Let our team write your note for you so it *shines*
• Delivered within 20 miles of our studio with any order over $65 (check your distance here!)