If you and a briefcase full of money were falling off a cliff simultaneously, I would save the briefcase... then use a portion of the money to throw you a really touching funeral service...and still probably have enough leftover to buy like a cool jetski or something.
This card is:
Hilarious. Just like you.
4 1/4" x 5 1/2"
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